Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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