At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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