awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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