That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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