You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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