I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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