You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
So. Much. Porn.
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