you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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