Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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