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That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it

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(206): View more from Washington

She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant

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At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.

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(530): View more from California

If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.

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(904): View more from Florida

I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.

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(360): View more from Washington

Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.

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