I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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