I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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