Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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