You really coming over, don't trick.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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