youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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