Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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