I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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