Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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