question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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