why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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