shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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