We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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