Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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