Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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