is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Found the puke drawer
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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