sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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