SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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