he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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