If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
