ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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