benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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