Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
This is not my ceiling
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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