I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
