question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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