That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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