would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Threesome in a minivan. New low
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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