God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You ruined the universe
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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