Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Congratulations! We have a period
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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