my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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