So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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