To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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