Got a toothbrush?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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