she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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