garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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