So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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