"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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