3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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