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YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
