my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Shame - the story of my life.
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