I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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