I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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